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Dez: Sometimes I get the feeling Jimmy doesn't like me.
Ally: Why? Did he say something?
Dez: Yeah, he said: "Dez, I don't like you."

Austin: Who am I kidding? My dad always said music was a waste of time. He said I had a bazillion to one chance of making it.
Ally: That's exactly what my dad said to me.
Dez: You know what my dad said to me? "Dez, stop texting the dog!"

Doctor: Well, it looks like Austin here has nodules on his vocal chords.
Austin: Nodules? Not nodules! What are nodules?
Doctor: Don't worry. It's not that serious. But if left untreated, it could prevent you from ever singing again
Dez: Oh, I see. And how will it affect his dancing?