the real distinguished gentleman i tell ya; wciąż ocieram łzy ze śmiechu, absolutne arcydzieło, ostre, szalone i bezkompromisowe, choć absurdalne, stoi twardo na podłodze nazywanej rzeczywistością nie oszczędzając nikogo i niczego, mnoży pomysły co dwie, trzy sekundy, a każden jeden jest na wagę złota, cud, miód i dialogi, dialogi, dialogi, bez końca, bez końca, że nie widać końca..

- instead of coffee breaks we should have a watermelon breaks!

- i thought you said we wasn't going to advertise that kind of stuff.
- i changed my mind.
- i thought only women changed their mind.

- putney swope says the borman six girl has got to have a soul!

- our job is to manipulate the consumers by rising their desires and then to satisfy them.. sounds familiar?

- i love you.
- i love you.
- i love you.
- i love you.
- i love you.
- i love you.
- i love you. did you take your pill?

- sonny williams just got picked up in a bronx holiday inn with a 13 years old girl.
- at least he's not superstitious!

- i've never thought about it that way.
- and that is why you get less money, because you don't think.

- i'm gonna bend your johnson, swope!
- i'm ready!

- i'll do it for nothing, i need a work.
- i can get anybody for nothing, take a walk!

- how many syllables, mario? how many syllables, mario? how many syllables, mario? how many syllables, mario?

- my father started this company!
- and you're not gonna finish it!

- i feel like an oreo cookie.
- but you look like a piece of shit!

- myron x, you are my biggest fantasy.
- that's cool, baby, that's cool, just don't send me the laundry bill.

- that was the most incredible thing i have ever heard! who's your shrink?

- where are you now?
- i'm in a stratosphere, baby, i'm in a stratosphere and i ain't comin' down for nobody, not even for you!

- mister swope, i'm tired of doing commercials. i wanna do something more creative.
- pick up your severance pay.
- why?
- did i ask you why when you said you wanted to do something more creative?
- nope.

- who did that?
- you did! you did that! it was you idea!
- not bad, not bad..

i tak dalej, i tak dalej.. kończę, bo gdzieś trzeba ten festiwal przywoływania dziada zmarłego groucho marxa, inaczej musiałbym przepisać całą listę dialogową.. vote robert downey (a prince) senior for your senator and make america black again! vive la france!