Sawyer jest chyba nie do przebicia - np.:

Sawyer: "Hey, Mr. Clean, slow down."
Locke: "Where did you get that name?"
Sawyer: "Come on! All you need is an earring and a mop."
albo

Michael: "You're wasting your time, man. If you pick the lock on a Halliburton, I'll put you on my back and fly us to L.A."
Sawyer: "You better find yourself a runway, daddy, 'cause there ain't a lock I can't pick."
lub

[Sawyer narzekał na bóle głowy; Jack go bada, Kate przypatruje się]
Jack: "Have you ever had sex with a prostitute?"
Sawyer: "What's that got to do with anything?"
Jack: "Is that a yes?"
Sawyer: [begrudgingly] "Yes."
Jack: "Have you ever contracted a sexually transmitted disease?"
[Sawyer glares at him]
Jack: "I'll take that as another yes. When was the last outbreak?"
Sawyer: "Go to hell, doc."
[leaves]
Kate: "I know he deserved it, but ..."
Jack: "He needs glasses."

Sawyer: [about the survivors of plane's tail-end] I think they're gonna eat us.

Sawyer: Who are they?
Michael: Don't worry, they're cool. They believe that we were on the flight too.
Sawyer: Well, now... we can sue Oceanic together, can't we!

Kate: Come on. You're going to see Jack.
Sawyer: Do I get a lollipop?

Jack: Stand up.
Sawyer: Why, you wanna see who's taller?

Kate: Somebody's in there.
Jack: Sawyer.
Sawyer: Right behind ya, jackass.

Sawyer: What are you going to do, splash me?

Sawyer: [about Sayid] Didn't you hear what Abdul here picked up on his radio?

[Boone odebrał broń Sawyerowi and Sayidowi by objąć straż]
Sayid: Give it back to me.
Sawyer: Oh, yeah. Give it to Al Jazeera. He'll protect us.
Charlie: Al Jazeera's a network.

Ana-Lucia Cortez: You do what I tell you. When I say, "move" you move. When I say "stop" you stop. When I say "jump", what do you say?
Sawyer: You first.

wymiata ;-)