"This is not the feel-good movie of the year.
So if you're one of those idiots who needs to feel good,
go get yourself a foot massage."
"My father committed suicide because the morning newspapers depressed him.
And could you blame him?"
autoironia:
"They paid good money for tickets, hard-earned money,
so some moron in Hollywood can buy a bigger swimming pool."
"Like my mother used to say:
<lf my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a trolley car.>
My mother didn't have wheels. She had varicose veins."
Podejrzewam, że jeszcze nie ma. Poza tym oglądanie Allena w oryginale zawsze daje o wiele więcej przyjemności.
No z napisami to też w oryginale :P
za krótki więc dopiszę za krótki więc dopiszę za krótki więc dopiszę
"I tried to commit suicide myself.. Obviously it didn't work out"
"Did he drug you? That's what secular humanists do"
" I loose all erotic afiliation when women is member of National Rifle Association"
cała scena ze spotkania Borisa z Mamą:)
Who's this?
- Boris, this is my mother.
- Mother, my husband.
[bum... mama pada na glebę]
- Mama! Mama!
- Walk her around,she's obviously a boozehound.
- Mama, are you all right?
- Did he drug you?
- What?
- Are you on sodium pentothal?
- No.
- That's what they do, the secular humanists.
- lt's uncanny. She's exactly the kind of moron you described.
- You are not the gentleman l was expecting.
- l'm sure not. l'm sure you'd be happy if she married the guy who caught the biggest catfish in Plaquemines County.
- l'd be happier if she married the catfish.
- No, you see, Mama, Boris is a genius. Okay?