Doug Coughlin - logik-nagatywista rozkwitający w ostatniej połowie XX w., wysunął zestaw praw, które świat ku jego rozczarowaniu ignoruje
[oryginalnie"Logical Negativist. Flourished in the last part of the 20th Century. Propounded a set of laws the world generally ignores, to its detriment."]

A oto prawa przez niego stworzone(ustawione w kolejności alfabetycznej i zebrane z kilku stron internetowych)

1. Always carry a lighter, even if you don’t smoke.
2. Always have a flower handy for a lady.
3. Always keep at deck of cards behind the bar.
4. Always keep your eyes on the dames.
5. Always make the first drink strong.
6. Always make the tip jars obvious.
7. Beer is for breakfast around here, drink or be gone.
8. Bury the dead, they stink up the place.
9. Couglin’s diet: cocktails and dreams.
10. Don’t drink more than you are able to walk to your car.
11. Falling down the stairs is allowed!
12. If at first you didn’t succeed, drink and try again.
13. If it is worth doing, it’s worth doing right.
14. If you can’t trouble them with truth, battle them with bullshit.
15. It’s not what you did, it’s what you remember.
16. Last call is never last call.
17. Learn something new every day.
18. Never let friends behind the bar.
19. Never put chairs behind the bar.
20. Never show surprise, never lose your cool.
21. Never spit at a woman, she will only spit right back.
22. Never tell tales about a woman no matter how far away she is, she’ll always hear you.
23. No matter how liberal this world may become, a man will always be judged on the amount of alcohol he can consume, and women will be impressed with it, whether they like it or not!
24. The brain is dead, the liver is shot, but the spirits keep on flowing.
25. The bigger the fool, the better the tips.
26. The last one, always means a few more.
27. There is no such thing as too much.
28. The money's gone, the brain is shot. But the liquor, we still got.
29. There are two kinds of people in this world, the workers and the hustlers. The hustlers never work and the workers never hustle.
30. Wait unitl you've given her crabs, then you will truely know hate.
31. When it comes to music, always play what you feel.
32. When in doubt, drink tequila.
33. When making love to a man, just make sure you are naked.
34. When making love to a woman, always have Bayleys and Swiss chocolate on hand.
35. When you see the color of their panties, you know you've got talent.
36. You are not in it for the money, you are in it for the fun.