Ktos mi napisze jak to szło?
Pewnego dnia w środku nocy,
Dwóch martwych chłopców wzięło się do walki.
Plecami stanęli do siebie twarzami,
Wyciągnęli miecze i do siebie strzelali.
Głuchy policjant usłyszał hałas,
Przyszedł i zabił obu chłopców zaraz.
O to Ci chodziło?
"One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!"