"so romantic" - JA to mowie czesto. wiec uznam ze zaliczylam :)
i nastepne:



- You were begging me to kiss you! You-you-you were sending me signals all over the place!

Twoja to Ross, romantyczna historyjka na niego zadziałała.:D
Moja: "Oh, Satan's minions at work again..."

ale phoebe tez uzywa zwrotu "so romantic" - jak wraca z podrozy poslubnej z mike'iem.

chandler - kiedy "bank omylił sie na korzyść" phoebe :)


- What?s the matter with them?

- I don?t know. I think maybe one of them is dying... I kinda hope it?s the girl... The guy is really cute!

Kelnerzy podczas kolacji Joeya i Rachel, jak wyznał jej miłość.

- You know there already is a Joseph Stalin?
- You're kidding!

joey i chandler :)


- Do you happen to have a hot girl in there?

- No. I'm all alone.

- Yeah. Sorry about that.

Joey i jakiś staruszek z bloku Rossa.

I'm ____. I'm disgusting. I take my underwear off in other people's homes.

Zdrowia

joey - błyskotliwie kryje tajemny zwiazek monici i chandlera :)


- The zoo! Do you believe everything the zoo tells ya?

- That, that's the only thing the zoo's ever told me.

Pracownik zoo i Ross rozmawiają o Marcelu:)

"-Oh, Nancy Thompson from Phoebe?s old massage place is getting fired.
-That?s it?! I gave up my Disneyland story for that?
-That?s right! You lose sucker!! Please still marry me."

monica i chandler handluja sekretami. innych :)


- He?s stuck in Chicago.

- Ohh, man! Chicago, is sooo lucky!

Chandler i Ross.

"Unagi!!!" :) Łatwe, nie mam czasu wymyślać. :)

"unagi" mowil ross, rachel i phoebe. ale jak sie straszyli to krzyczeli "danger!" :)



- Hey, you wanna do Joey a favor, maybe you go out with Joey.

takie proste z okazji wiosny :)

Joey do Moniki

"-I?m sorry, is the seat uncomfortable?
-No, I am."

fotograf i chandler przy robieniu zdjęcia zaręczynowego :)


- Hey ***, is uh, is Staten Island really an island?

- Uh, that's why they call it Staten Island.

- Ohhh. I thought it was like Long Island.

Joey i jego niesamowicie trafne spostrzeżenia, odpowiada mu Ross.

-I want to name the girl baby Leslie. And Frank wants to name one of the boy babies Frank Jr., Jr.
-Wouldn't that be Frank Il?
-Don't get me started.

Zdrowia

alice i chandler :)

- What is your cat doing in one of my bowls!

- It's not! I'm defrosting a chicken.

Monica i Rachel - motyw z kotem był cudowny:)

"Maybe I should open a divorced men?s club.
-Dude that is so sad.
-I could put uh-uh a basketball court in the back.
-Could I play?"

ross i chandler :)


- It?s the chick! She?s...going through some changes.

- What kind of changes?

- Well the vet seems to think that?s she?s becoming a rooster...(crowing) We?re getting a second opinion.

Joey
Monica
Chandler

Listen, we had a good run. What was it? Four, five months?
That's more than most people have in a lifetime. Goodbye. Take care.

I mam jeszcze pytanie poza konkursem. Zastanawim sie czy może ktoś z was mógłby mi pomóc, który to odcinek kiedy piątka przyjaciół siedzi w mieszkaniu i nagle wpada Joey i śpiewa :"oh mammy, oh daddy..." przejrzałm wszystkie odcinki jakie mam i nie moge tego znaleźc. Była bym wdzięczna.

Zdrowia

"oh mommy" to 3x19 tow the lousy t-shirt

chandler :)


- And we just sit here. I mean if I die the only way people would even know I was here, would be by the ass print on this chair! Look, we have to do something. Okay? Something huge!

- We could climb Mt. Everest!

- No no, not something stupid, something huge.

Chandler i Joey

"-We want the last six years back!!
-So do we!! So do we!! I?m sorry you had to see that."

ross i phoebe kłócą się "w imieniu" rozwiedzionej pary :)


- That, that is funny. That is painfully funny. No, wait. Wait, yeah, that's just painful

Ross.

- Why ten is the highest?
- Becouse it's the highest.

Lubie ten moment. :)

joey i ross - wybieraja druhne dla moniki :)


- Hey, I have a question. Well, actually, it's not so much a question as.. more of a general wondering... ment.

Ross

"-Okay. Uh, want something-want something to drink?
-Okay.
-Uh great! How do you feel about Diet Coke?
-I?m not allowed to have soda.
-Okay. Well that?s pretty much all that we have?Oh! Oh! Have you ever had a virgin margarita?
-What?s a virgin?
-Water it is."

rachel zabawia bena :)


- Occupation? Dinosaurs.

- Actually I?m a palian? Dinosaurs is fine?

Joey i Ross

"Well. I guess you think you?re pretty special huh? Sittin? up here in your fancy small hall building. Makin? stars jump through hoops for ya, huh? Well y?know what? This is one star who?s hoop? This is a star that the hoop?this hoop?I was Dr. Drake Remoray!"

joey oczywiście :))


- Just-just think of me as a ketchup bottle, y?know you sometimes you have to bang on the end of it just to get something to come out.

- I love when you talk dirty to me.

Ross i Rachel.

- Uaaa, baby.
- What are you doing?
- Chockolate milk. You want some?
- No thanks I'm 21.

chandler i ross. ale on tu mówi "I'm 29". taki drobiazg :)


- Oh, Mr. Scientist has to get all technical!

Jill do Ross'a.


"A woman died on my table today."
"I'm sorry. That's the good thing about my job: all the dinosaurs on my table are already dead."
Wiem, że druga połowa jest logiczna, ale trudno:)

Tata Rachel (pan green) i ross :)


- You are not a freak. You're a guy.

Monica.

"If she wants to go out there kissing guys that she barely knows, then so will I!"

ross :)


- What is the difference between beer and lager?
- I don't know. We could look it up.
- Thing's are about to get wild

Ross i Mike kiedy nie mieli co robić;)

Tą zagadkę piszę z pamięci, bo niestety nie pamiętam jak dokładnie brzmiała i nie mogę sobie przypomnieć w którym dokładnie była odcinku:

"What do you have in those boxes? Rocks?"
"Oh, it's my fossils collection."
"So, rocks?"

chandler i ross :)


- You'll find someone. I know you will. The right woman is just waiting for you.
- That's easy for you to say. You found one already.

Carol i Ross

"Well, he can be a little rough around the edges, so I'm gonna replace a word he used a lot, with the word "puppy." Okay, so he said: "If your puppy friend doesn't get her puppy act together, I'm gonna fire her mother-puppy ass."

have fun:)

joey :)


- Can I see the comics?

- This is the New York Times.

- Okay, may I see the comics?

joey i chandler:)

-I mean, uh, who... who cares about a little sloppiness?
-Yeah!
-It's, uh... it's endearing, really.
-All right! Now you go get that beautiful pig! Oink!

ross i joey :)


- Ladies, ladies, let's just compromise, okay? Phoebe, Rachel take off Monica's bra.

tym razem Chandler:)

a to nie wiem może juz było:
"-Rachel is my girlfriend."

have fun:)

Gunther:)

"-Ross is Batman!
-Well, he did manage to keep his identity secret for a long time.
-Rachel got Ross the tuxedo that Val Kilmer wore in Batman. Okay Batman is so much cooler than James Bond!
-What are you talking about?! 007 has all those gadgets!
-Batman has a utility belt!
-007 has a fancy car!
-Batman has the Batmobile!
-007 gets all the ladies.
-Batman has Robin! We get ESPN right?"

chandler i monica :)


- Do you have a minute? I'd like to talk with you about something I'm really uncomfortable talking about.

- Sure. How about, uh, you showering with your mom?

- I actually had a topic in mind.

Ross i Joey chyba

"-It just seems like ***** is the kind of a guy that would marry a woman on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge.
-Wait a minute! Were you on a poster for gonorrhea?
-Have you ever slept in the same bed as a monkey?!
-Hey you leave Marcel out of this!
-Fine! Have you ever got stuck in a pair of your own leather pants?!
-Hey-hey have you ever locked yourself in a TV cabinet VD boy?!
-Monkey lover!"

joey i ross :) tez :))

- I'm sorry, it was a one time thing. I was very drunk and it was somebody else's subconscious.

Chandler:)

"-I?ll always remember that summer, because it?s when I got all of these freckles.
-Uh-huh! Uh-huh! And-and-and I?ll always remember that summer because that?s when I realized that we are related.
-It took you that long to figure it out, huh?
-Well I?m, I?m a little slow. Just as our children would be."

Tamo było do Twojego poprzedniego. Teraz to Cassie i Ross. Moja zagadka niżej, albo wyżej, nie wiem.

Rozmowa Rossa i Joeya. Tam rzeczywiście było 29, sorki, drobna pomyłka.

"No, your hair looks too good. I think it would only upset her.Ross, you can go on in."

Phoebe

"Say something clever!
Okay, doesn?t have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. Any words will do.
Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever!
There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!!
I-I, I uh haven?t had sex in a very long time...Yeah, you really shouldn?t have said anything."