monica i phoebe :)


- Oh, yeah, I?m sorry. They used to live here; sometimes they migrate back over.

- Is there ah, is there some way they can not be here. It?s just , farm birds really kinda freak me out!

Rachel i Joshua jedzą kolacje w mieszkaniu Chandlera i Joeya.

"Top of the world? Dock of the bay? I'm out."

Chandler, gdy Pheobe spytała się na czym siedzi.


- What? Wh- hello? The Millners' farm in Connecticut? The
Millners, they had this unbelievable farm, they had horses,
and, and rabbits that he could chase and it was- it w- .....Oh
my God, Chi Chi!

Ross hehehe:)

"-There is nothing wrong with Jake! Okay? He is all man! I?m thinking even more than you.
-Oh yeah, he looked like a real lumberjack in those pink laceys."

Phoebe
Joey

"-It's not a cat!"

Zdrowia

Joey o kocie wywróconym na lewą stronę. :)

"Okey... Rock, Hardplace, Me!"

Chandler

-It's white.
-Paper, snow, a ghost!
-It's heavier than milk.
-Uh, rock, a dog, the earth.

Zdrowia

gene(czyli ten gosc w teleturnieju) i joey :)


- Umm, well, what else could it be?

- It's kidney stones.

- Or?

- Kidney stones!

Joey i lekarz w szpitalu

"Hi. It?s nice to meet you. I used to have a friend named Joey. I don?t anymore."

ross, kiedy umawiali sie z ta sama pania, kirsten bodajze :)


- Oh-oh, Pottery Barn! You can throw the rest away.

- I?m not your garbage man. I?m your mailman.

Rachel i Chandler.

"Ross is a batman"

Chandler rozpacza, że nie ma smokingu Batmana.

-I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...
-Cookie?

ross i chandler - samiutki poczatek "przyjacioł"! :)


- Why don?t you hire him as an actor? You could have him dress up and put on little skits. Whatever you want.

- Well that would help the pride thing.

Pheebs i Chandi (Chandler).

"Now, see, I don't believe any of that. I think once you're dead, you're dead! You're gone! You're worm food!"

Joey.

"What did the duck do?"
"I don't know, but he did not eat your face cream."

Joey i Rachel.


- Yes, yes, and it's, and we always have to go to, you know,
someplace nice, you know? God, and it's not like we can say
anything about it, 'cause, like this birthday thing, it's for
Ross.

phoebe


- You wanted to sleep with Batman, and instead you had to settle for Robin.

- This is crazy.

- I know! Robin is so gay!

-Chandler
-Joey
-Phoebe

- What.. em.. What are U doing here..
- I DO [Rakel] <- Napisane fonetycznie tak jak ta osoba to powiedziała :o)

Ross i Paolo. Moja zagadka niżej... <za krótka wiadomość, grrr...>

Chandler, Joey i Pheebs. Odcinek o prawdzie o Londynie.

"Uh, huh. Yeah, right after I thank everyone for giving money to the museum, I sing a song about the wonder that is Joey.

Ross

-ooohh. Hi Timmy. I've got a suprise for U :D

(jeden z moich ulubionych motywów tak poza tym :o) )

Joey na przesłuchaniu.

"Are you scared?! Are you???!!!"

phoebe?

(........................)
(..........................)

Nie, to Chandler, przed tym jak brał ślub z Monicą, albo przed tym jak chcieli razem zamieszkać. Nie pamiętam już. Pozdrosy.

no to nie zasłużyłam ale i tak zadam nastepna zagadke :))


- All right that?s it, school is in session!

Joey.


- That’s better, now just bend your arms a little more. There you go.
Okay, look straight ahead. Now this time I want you to really put your ass
into it.

joey :) na slubie chandlera i moniki.



- There isn't time. You must leave everything. They'll take care of you next door.

- Is it true they have beer?

- Everything you've heard is true.

Phoebe i jacyś ludzi, na 'nudnych' urodzinach Rachel, organizowanych przez Mon.


- Oh, are you sure? Really? Because you know, you could make
little puppets out of them, and you could use them in your
theater of cruelty.

Janice

"-Oh, I?m sorry. Was that another joke?
-Was that another question?"

Monica i Chandler, gdy kłócili się o to, dlaczego Greg i Jenny dali im fałszywy numer.


- Could tonight be the Night?

- I don´t know. Look he´s a great guy and I love being with
him but... you know. Things happen, and they happen. You
don´t plan these things.

- So, did you shave your legs?

- Yeah.

- Aha!

Rachel i Monica

"-How do you know about that story?!
-I heard it from my friend Irene who heard it from some guy!
-Some guy!!
-No. No, she told me his name was Ken Adams.
-Ken Adams!!"

joey i rachel - wątek seksownej europejskiej historyjki :)



- Yeah, you like that, don't you.

- Yeah, right there.

- You want it there, you take it there, baby.

- Uh, ***?

- Yeah, say my name. Say it! ...and now I'm going to cover you back up, and, um, I won't be speaking to you for several weeks.

Phoebe masująca Monikę

"-**** have you ever put on a black cocktail dress and asked me up to your hotel room?
-No.
-Then you are neither of your parents!"

ross i chandler :)


- If the Homo Sapiens, were in fact "Homo-sapien", is that why
there extinct?

- Homo Sapiens are people.

- Hey-hey, I'm not judging.

Joey i Ross

"-Hey! You?re here! Great! Great! Great! Let?s get going buddy, we?ve got a scene to shoot!
-I?m wearing two belts.
-Are you drunk?
-No!
-Yes you are!
-All right."

joey i richard (ten aktor w filmie wojennym) :)


- I know where your dog is. I want you to know that he'll be returned to you, almost as good as new, within, within 24 hours. Uh, goodbye.

Joey, dzwoniąc do żony ojca Pheobe po przejechaniu ich psa.


- Oh, Ross, relax. It's probably like two dollars for the
first contraction, and then fifty cents for each additional
contraction. What, it's ok when Chandler does it?

rachel - przy porodzie bena :)


- Are you intrigued?

- You're flingin'-flangin' right I am!

Ross i Chandler jak oglądali reklamę Joeya.

"Hello? Oh, Hi, Ju-- Hi, Jew!"

Monica

"Easy for you to say, he's a father killer. He probably loves him mommy. He's probably got a tattoo that says "mom" on his shovel-wielding arm!"

Chandler, po tym jak dowiedział się, że dziecko, które adoptują jest prawdopodobnie dzieckiem mordercy.


- I’m sorry it wasn’t one of those movies with, like, you
know, like guns and bombs and like buses going really fast.

phoebe.


- You could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterus, no compass, and I can find my way out of there like that!

Ross

"Okay, I got it. Phoebe? All right, you pull. I'm gonna spread the legs as wide as I can. Joey? Now is not the time!"

monica :) - zdejmuja indyka z głowy joey'a


- Yeah! Oh yeah, you?ll be fine! It-it?ll be uh, just like bungy jumping. Y?know? But instead of bouncing back up you-you won?t.

- What if I smack my head on the concrete?

- Well, I?m not gonna lie to you, it?s a possibility.

Ross i Joey

"-Oh my God!!! Monica!! He?s the stripper from your bachelorette party!!
-Her what?!!
-Your secret bachelorette party?
-You had a bachelorette party?!
-She untied his G-string with her teeth. Somebody stop me!"

phoebe i chandler :)


- Well, I'm gonna go see her. I want to bring her something, what do you think she'll like?

- Maybe a Hello Kitty doll, the ability to walk...

Ross i Monica.

Fajne, ale troszkę długie. :)

"I?d like to propose a toast. To Monica and Chandler, the greatest couple in the world. And my best friends. Now, my when I first found out they were getting married I was, I was a little angry. I was like, (overly angry) "Why God? Why? How can you take them away from me?!" But then I thought back over all our memories together, some happy memories. (Does a fake laugh.) And-and there was some sad memories. (Starts to break down and cry.) I?m sorry. And-and some scared memories?Whoa! (He jumps back, startled.) Eh? And then, and then I realized I?ll always be their friend, their friend who can speak in many dialects and has training in stage combat and is willing to do partial nudity. (Starts to walk away, but realizes something.) Oh! To the happy couple!"

joey :)


- He told you everything! I mean you totally cracked him!

- Yeah well, being that he was the victim, they're usually pretty talkative.

Ross i Gary

"?74?! I ordered the ?75! That?s a magnificent wine! The ?74 is sewage! Why would you bring me sewage?! Is that a hard question? Are you an idiot? Is that why you?re a waiter?"

tata rachel.


- And my veil was lace, made by blind, Belgium nuns.

- Blind?

- Well, not at first, but it was very intricate work and they said even though they lost their sight, it was all worth it.

- I?ll bet you looked beautiful...

- Well, I don?t know about that, but some said that I looked like a floating angel.