Rachel i jakieś panie, gdy oowiadała ona o sowim rzekomym ślubie z Rossem.


- I mean, we are way past the fling thing, I mean, I am feeling
things that I've only read about in Danielle Steele books,
you know? I mean, when I'm with him, I'm totally, totally...

- ...nauseous, I'm physically nauseous. What am I supposed to do,
huh? Call immigration? I could
call immigration!

Rachel i Ross

"How does it feel knowing you?re never gonna be with another woman again huh? Knowing you?re gonna have to wake up to the same face everyday until you finally have the sweet release of death."

joey na wieczorze kawalerskim chandlera :)


- Hey! Y'know what? Let's talk about relationships!

- Okay, what's going on with you?

- Nothing! You go!

Monica i Rachel, kiedy Rachel chciała wyciągnąc od Monicki coś na temat jej związku z Chandlerem.

-Aren't you supposed to be at an audition?
-I'm sorry I'm not a middle-aged black woman. I'm also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition.

Zdrowia

chandler i oczywiście joey :)


- Hey! I brought you some house warming gifts.

- Aww.

- Yeah. Salt, so your life always has flavor.

- Huh.

- Bread, so you never go hungry.

- Ohh.

- And a scented candle for the bathroom, because well, y'know.

Pheebs i Ross:)

"-Typical.
-I?m sorry. What?
-I said it was typical. Typical of you, Rachel Green, Queen Rachel does whatever she wants in little Rachel land."

will i rachel :) (czyli przykładne holywoodzkie malzenstwo...wieki temu :))


- And you know, you can just give me my stuff whenever you want.

- Yeah, I didn't throw any of that out..

Charlie i Joey

"-There?s a hooker over here and we thought maybe you?d know something about it.
-No! No! No! No! No! I-I-I-I?I need to, I need to lie down."

joey (nagrany na automatycznej sekretarce) i ross "gawędzący" z dr greenem i moną :)


- Just one uh, one additional relationship thought. Probably something your already familiar with, uh, women talk!

Ross

"Yeah, I got this number from this guy at work and I hired a stripper to come dance for you. Am I going in the wife hall of fame or what?!"

Ross

"-I write erotic novels, for children.
-What?!
-They?re wildly unpopular.
-Oh my God!
-Oh also, you might be interested to know that I have a Ph.D.
-Wow! You do?
-Yeah, a Pretty Huge?"

Pheobe na randce z jakimś zbokiem.


- Okay, I'm not just waitressing. I'm.. I, um... I write the
specials on the specials board, and, uh... and I, uh... I
take the uh dead flowers out of the vase... Oh, and, um,
sometimes Artelle lets me put the little chocolate blobbies
on the cookies.

- Well. Your mom didn't tell us about the blobbies.

Rachel i jedna z jej "starych" przyjaciółek

ostatnio za bardzo się pośpieszyłem więc teraz powtórzę:) :

"Yeah, I got this number from this guy at work and I hired a stripper to come dance for you. Am I going in the wife hall of fame or what?!"

monica kiedy zalatwila chłopcom "a hooker" :)


- Wow! You are really fast!

- It bodes well for me that speed impresses you

Monica i Chandler

"I gotta get back to talking to your parents. They're telling us all about how they adopted you."
"What?!?"
"What?"
"I'm adopted?"

chandler i owen :)


- She?s not crazy is she?

- No.

- So uh, how you doin??

Joey do Monicki

"Thank you Amsterdam!"

Zdrowia

chandler kiedy "Dutch girl" wybrala jego a nie joey (najpierw) :)


- Hey, what are you guys doing tomorrow night?

- Both of us?

- Maybe. Does that scare ya?

Chloe i Joey

"Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people you?ve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends don?t do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? ?Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the who?s who of human crap."

Pheobe, gdy nabijali się z jej zbyt entuzjastycznego przyjaciela.



- Ok, ok, now what is wrong with my Snuggles? What, it says I'm
a sensitive, warm kinda guy, you know, like a warm, fuzzy bear.
Ok, I can pick something else up on the way.

phoebe broni "entuzjastycznego" parkera" :)


- Oh dark mother, once again I suckle at your smokey tit.

Ghunter.


- Well, y'know, I had some trouble with it at first too, but
the way I look at it is, I get all the good stuff: all the
fun, all the talking, all the sex; and none of the
responsibility. I mean, this is every guy's fantasy!

Chandler

"He left his cell phone."
"We could have Gunther put it in lost and found."
"Or we could use it to call China, see how those guys are doing."

phoebe i rachel :)


- That's right! 'Cause that would give him the control! So now he's all ooh, coming up with this whole I've got a party thing y'know, trying to get me to hint around for an invitation. Blew up in his face, didn't it?

- So-so there is no party.

- No, there's a party. There's a party. But the power, that is still up for grabs. You follow me?

- I think so. Se, he-he's not inviting you to his party because he likes you.

- Exactly.

Phoebe i Rachel.



I?m torn, between my integrity and my desire to avoid a beating. But I must be honest, your soup is abysmal.



To forum ma już rok!! Wszystkiego naj!!!

Pomyliłam się, bo odnosiłam sie do wczesniejszego.

To jest Monica and Rachel.

krytyk kulinarny probujac jedzenia monici.


- What are we gonna do?

- I don't know. Maybe pizza?

Chandler i Joey.


- God, the first time he smiled, at me, those three seconds were
more exciting than three weeks in Burmuda with Barry.

rachel o paolo


- Okay! Now you stay out here, and you think about what you did!!

- That's a duck.

- That's a bad duck!!!

Chandler i Ross

"-****, what are you doing?!
-Not touching myself if that makes anyone less uncomfortable."

mona i ross - super scena :)


- Shoot! We?re out of soda.

- Oh, I?ll go out and get you some.

- Really?!

- Nope! Because I?m not your boyfriend.

Monica i Chandler:)

mam nadzieję że jeszcze nie było:

"-All right. ?Candy and Cookie??
-Yeah. Candy?s the mother, Cookie?s the daughter. The father?s also Cookie. Why am I friends with these people?"

ross i phoebe z kaseta "porodową" :)


- More tea?

- Yeah sure.

- Earl Grey?

- Huh? Yeah, fine, invite whoever you want.

Emily i Ross

"-Oh yeah, that?s just a little something for my huge gay fan base.
-Did you just wink at me?
-Hey, you?re the one that loves the picture."

joey i ross :)


- No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?

- Look, we do not repel women ok? That's completely untrue.

Joey i Ross, gdy ten pyta o rady jak odepchnac Janine.So he's calling from Rome. I could do that. Just gotta
go to Rome.

Ross

"-I?m sorry that?s who I am. I?m a positive person.
-No! I am a positive person. You are like Santa Clause on Prozac, at Disneyland, getting laid!
-So what do you want me to do, you want me to be more negative, less happy?
-Much less happy!
-Fine! Well then to quote Ross, "I?d better be going". "

Parker, Phoebe

"When you come out of the brain transplant... you are going to be her?"
"Yes, but in Drake Ramoray's body. Why is this so hard for you to get? I thought you were a scientist."

Właśnie zauważyłam, że moja zagadka jest wiadoma nawet gdy ktoś nie pamięta sceny, ale mam nadzieję, że nie będzie Wam to przeszkadzać:)

ross i joey - no calkiem mocne wskazowki byly :))

- Hey, you guys all know what you want to do.

- I don't!

- Hey, you guys in the living room all know what you want to do.

Chandler
Rachel
Chandler

"-Come on bugger face!
-Call me.
-You spend half your life in the bathroom, why don?t you ever go out the bloody window!"

rodzice emily czyli pan ipani waltham.

- What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?

- Is it like for dinosaur emergencies. 'Help, come quick, they´re still extinct.'

Joey i Monica kiedy zbijali się z pagera Rossa:)

"Unbelievable. Why is your family Scottish?"
"Why is your family Ross?"

monica i chandler i ich miłosne gry :)


- Over my dead body!

- And I'll be using his dead body as a shield.

Ross i Chandler.

"Have you thought about playing your songs for kids?"
"I would love to have kids! ...hear me play the songs that I will write for them."

rob i phoebe :)

- Well, can?t you tell her that you are not in the mood?

- No, she likes that. Yeah. Faking sleep doesn?t work either, I can?t tell you how many mornings I woke up with her...

Rachel i Ross

"-What does a Wicked Wango card do?
-I should know that. Let?s see, just one moment please. Umm, here we are, a Wicked Wango card determines whether you go higher or lower.
-Higher or lower than what?
-This is embarrassing. "

chandler i joey - trenuja "na sucho" teleturniej :)

- You what? What were you doing seeing her boobies?

- It was an accident. Not like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts.

Ross i Chandler

"-What's up?
-In the cab, on the way over, Steve blazed up a doobie.
-What?
-Smoked a joint? You know, lit a bone? Weed? Hemp? Ganja?
-OK, OK. I'm with you, Cheech. OK.
-Is it dry in here?"

rachel phoebe i steve :)


- Condoms?

- You don't know how long we're gonna be in here! We may have to repopulate the Earth.

- And condoms are the way to do that?