Chandler i Joey.

"You come with me and you tell them that the house is haunted."
"What are you eight?"
"Ok. Let's show your great idea."
"I don't have any great ideas. I am eight."

Joey i mała dziewczynka z nowego domu Chandlera i Moniki:)

Wiem, że to już było(sam chyba to dałem) ale kocham ten motyw:)

"-This is insane, I?m not gonna make love to you just so that you?ll go into labor.
-Make love? What are you a girl?
-Always a great way to get in a man?s pants."

Ross i Rachel

"Well I didn't! I didn't propose!
Unless....
Did I? (...)
It does sound like something I would do..."

nie wiem czy to juz było, ale bardzo mi sie podoba;)

i dopiero teraz zauwazylam ze jest bardzo sugestywne i proste, no trudno;)

"Well I didn't! I didn't propose!
Unless....
Did I? (...)
It does sound like something I would do..."
ross

ross i napastujaca go rachel :)


- Can I ask you something? Have you ever had a guy have a crush on you?

- Is that why you wanted to tie my tie?

Ross i Joey

Proste:
"I want to make sure I bought the right couch,one that says (...) "Come here to me".
"Honey, it's a nice couch, not a magic couch."

ross i rachel kupuja kanape :)


- We stayed up all night coming up with a plan so that us dating will not be a problem.

-Oh yeah, what?s the plan?

-We... We are not going to let it... be a problem

Rachel i Monica

"-Yeah, I?m sorry. I?m-I?m so sorry.
-For what dear? For not inviting me or lying about it?
-Oh my God, my ass is sweating! Please! Please! Can you come? It?s today at four.
-Well all right. I?ll see you at four.
-Thank you.
-Isn?t it at three?
-Son of a bitch!"

Monica, mama Rachel i Phoebe

"-Monica is Ross'es sister.
-No, Ross'es sister was very fat"

Rachel i jej siostra Amy

"-Honestly! This isn?t just some girl you picked up in a bar and humped. A child should have a family.
-Mom, y?know what? I-I can?t deal with this right now. I?m sorry?
-Just?think about it. If you don?t, I?ll talk more about humping."

ross i jego mama


- Your liver is right here.

- Okay, then I must be disoriented.

Monica i Phoebe

"-Oh we did, but my mom got us the greatest gift of all.
-A Play-Dough Barber Shop?"

Rachel i Ross

"Kids, new dream... I'm in Las Vegas. I'm Liza Minelli."

chandler w pilotowym odcinku :)


- You don't have a car. And your license expired.

- Yeah, see? There's so much to do and I have so little time to do it in.

Monica i Rachel

"-This is great! Now she?s gonna be mad at Rachel! Y?know what? And I?m just gonna swoop in there and be like the daughter she never had.
-I have new respect for Chandler."

monica i phoebe :)


- Hey, I could?ve had you if I wanted you.

- Oh yeah? Come and get it.

- Okay, even this is turning me on!

Monica, Phoebe i Rachel :)

" - You guys, the water?s great. You should really go in.

- Oh, ahh, no thanks, I just had an M&M."

Bonnie(łysa dziewczyna Ross'a) i Chandler

"-Y?know I?ve been told I come on to strong, make to many jokes, and then it was really hard to sidestep that duty thing. Duties. Duties! Poo.
-Poo?
-Oh my God this doesn?t count! Okay? The interview was over, that was the real **** **** in there, this is just some crazy guy out in the hall! Call security! There?s a crazy guy out in the hall!"

chandler na rozmowie o prace :)


- Yeah, so no one touches the remote. And no one touches the TV!

- And no one touches the air around the TV!

- Imagine a protective porn bubble if you will, okay?

Joey i Chandler :)

"We were two miles from the house. Scared and alone. We didn?t think we could make it."

chandler :) o tym co mialo pozostac w tajemnicy miedzy nimi i morzem.. :)

- Ooh, that's a great plan!

- Yeah, you know what the best part of it is? I get to do my "plan-laugh."

Joey i Phoebe

"One Mississipi, two Mississipi, Three Mis... Wait! Wait! I'm not-I've not finished counting!" :)

ross sie opala :)

- Come on! Do something!

- I am, I?m ignoring you.

Joey i Chandler w Londynie. Zanim ten pierwszy zakupił tą boską czapkę. ;P

- Did you hear anything?
- Yes, somebody sad: "Did you hear anything"?

chandler i phoebe


- I can do that! "Hello, I'm your professor. When I'm not busy thinking of important things or... professing. I like to use..." Oh, what's the product?

- Software that facilitates inter-business networking e-solutions?

- I'm cold!

Chandler i Joey, gdy Joey chce dostać rolę w reklamie, którą robi firma Chandlera.


- Come on. An 80-foot inflatable dog let loose over the city.
How often does that happen?

chandler


- What are you guys talking about, I loved it! It was soo moving. Oh, plus it?s just, it?s so different from the stuff you usually hear.

- You mean like, music?

Pheobe wypowiada się o muzyce Rossa.


- Excuse me, excuse me! Yeah, noisy boys! Is it something that you would like to share with
the entire group?
- No. No, that's- that's okay.
- Well, c'mon, if it's important enough to discuss while I'm
playing, then I assume it's important enough for everyone
else to hear!
- That guy's going home with a note!

phoebe, max (przyjaciel davida), znowu phoebe i chandler

- What?s my last name?

- Central Perk?

Heh... Gunther i Chandler na wieczorze kawalerskim Ross, który urządzał jego "th best man" - Joey.

- Hey, Phoebe, guess what I'm thinking.
- Oh, okay. How it's been so long since you've had sex and wondering if they've changed it?
- No, only now that's what I'm thinking.

monica i phoebe :)

- I can?t go to him when I don?t have a boyfriend!

- He?s really picky about his patients.

Monica i Chandler.

"How Ross would feel if he couldn't teach us about dragons?"

Pheebs

"-Oh God, get out! Get out!! Get out!! Get out!!
-Let?s."

rachel (przed porodem) i chandler


- Bam! There you go! Huh?

- Wow! That was incredible! Beard of bees, here I come!

Phoebe i Joey

"-Hey! Oh, how did baby shopping go?
-Oh, it was great! We got everything that we needed! Oh and Ross, almost got something that wasn?t on the list. A whore."

phoebe i rachel :)

- And I?ve got the car keys.

- We?re driving!?

- Yeah.

- Aces!

Monica i Parker

"-Who?s the unwitting human who?s essence you?ve stolen?
-It?s you. This is yours.
-What?!
-Look how nervous he gets! We haven?t slept together in years!
-That?s funny. Does it-does it hurt? Does the labor hurt?"

chandler i janice : )


- God. Do think it really doesn't hurt? 'Cause how can they do that?

- Hello! Organic substances recently discovered in the depths of the rain forest!

Phoebe i Monica

"-Keep pushing!
-Are you okay?
-You have no idea how much this hurts."

ross i rachel rodzą :)

- I've been wondering if you were going to ask me out.

- So you uh, still wondering?

- No, we just went out.

- You're smart. I like that.

Joey i jedna z jego dziewczyn

"-It?s-it?s that I?m?Here I am about to pop and he?s out picking up some shop girl at Sluts ?R? Us!
-Is that a real place? Are they hiring?"

rachel i phoebe


- Look, which one of us is gonna be having sex in there, me or you?

- Well, I suppose I?d have to say you!! But, what if we?re watching a movie in here?

- Which we are, and-and we already paid for it. It?s My Giant!

- My Giant? I love that movie!

Joey, Chandler, Monica, Joey

"Ohh, you?re still pregnant. Oh, I?m sorry. I know how uncomfortable you are. Y?know what? You look great. Yeah, like fifty bucks."

Phoebe

"I'm great. I'm better than great. I am good."

joey


- You're driving me crazy with that!

- Okay, I'll stop.

- Don't stop! Move the bowl further away!

Joey i Chandler

"Now I know why I don't remember her, huh?" (puszcza oczko)
"Do you think I am someone else?"

joey rachel


- But wait you said everything was gonna be okay.

- Well what do I know?! I?m not a doctor!

Rachel i Joey

"Hey check out those two blondes over there. Come with me."
"Are you trying everybody divorced?"

Ross i Chandler.


- Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it was cool if you're eleven
years old and all your friends are passing around page 79
of 'Mistress Bitch'.