Wpisujcie najlepsze teksty jakie udało wam się załapać w tym serialu :)

Nick: What are you doing? Using your computer to keep tracking my sex life?
Sylvie: It doesn't have that much memory.

Sylvie: What a time for the power to go off.
Nick: It's the time the power always goes off. When ever gets this hot they got this little switch down at the electric company labeled "Fry this suckers".

Nick: I remember time when there was no fax machines...
Sylvie: The time with no fax machines?
Nick: Mhm
Sylvie: How old are you?
Nick: Only carbon dating will tell.

Rick Chase [próbując wydobyć od bandziora informacje]
: He hired the man who killed Tommy King.
Skumbag: Manny Robbins!
Rick Chase: eeeeee Sorry It wasn't in form of a question.
Skumbag: Who is Manny Robbins? Przypomina się teleturniej Vabanque :)

Bodyguard [zabierając pistolet Nicka]
: I just hold this one for you.
Nick: I bet you say this for all the boys.

Bodyguard: Here's your check.
Nick: Why don't you take that and stuff it in the one place in Key Mariah where the sun don't shine.

Posterunkowy Deke: "Precocious" - I like that. Lieutenant said that I should learn some new words. Help me improve my chances of advancement. What "Precocious" mean anyhow?
Koroner Rolly: Exhibiting mature qualities of nearly-aged.
Deke: I'l be precocious someday.