ross


- I have a job interview I have to get ready for.

- I thought you already have a job.

- And people say you don?t pay attention.

Chandler i Joey.


- Um, yeah. Look, I mean, I'm not saying she's like evil or
anything. She just, you know, she's always breaking my stuff.
When I was eight, and I wouldn't let her have my Judy Jetson
thermos, so she threw it under the bus. Oh, and then there was
Randy Brown, who was like,

phoebe


- How... exactly are you pursuing that? Y'know other than sending out resumes like what, two years ago?

- Well, I'm also sending out.... good thoughts.

Chandler i Rachel :)

"That?s a good idea, ?Dear Janice have a Hubba-Bubba birthday?."

Chandler:)

"No Mum, I'm not dead. I know it's not something to kid about. It was just a practical joke between Chandler and me, but it's over, ok? (...) Actually no, even if I had died, you would not be left childless. (...) Monica?"

Ross :P

-Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl. With yellow feathers (band joins in), feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. She would..."

-Marenge

-"...marenge, thank you honey, and do the cha-cha. And while she like to be a star, Tony always tended bar. At the, wait, wait, everybody.."

-Everybody!

-At the Copa, Copa Cabana (everyone joins in) The hottest spot north of Havana. At the Copa, Coo-pa Ca-ban-a, music and fashion were always the passion, at the Copa....

Ross i Rachel, gdy byli na slubie Barrego i Mindy.


- Hi, Dad. No, no, it's me. Listen, Dad, I can't talk right now,
um, but there's something, um, there's something that I've
been meaning to tell you. Remember back in freshman year?
Well, Billy Drestin and I had sex on your bed.

Monica udawająca Rachel :)super odcinek

"Witha a chick chick here and a chick chick there.Here chick there chick everywhere a chick chick...chicken..."

Chandler śpiewający kurczakowi:)

"-You wanna get married?
-Someday.
-Aaaaand....... hernia."

Mike, Phoebe, Chandler ;]

A to :>
- You're stomping. It's disturbing my birds.
- You don't have birds.
- I could have birds.

Pan Heckles i Rachel

Moja: "...and Rachel and Chandler... blabla blalalaa!"

Pheoebe i jej genialna piosenka bożonarodzeniowa :)

- Say goodbye to sore muscles!
- Goodbye, muscles!!!

Monica i Chandler w czasie robienia masażu :P

nie wiem czy dobrze napisze jak źle to wybaczcie :)
"Ms.Chanendler Bong"

Chandler, jest to nazwisko na jakie przychodzi co tydzień jego gazeta z programem.

-Are you still on hold?
-I was supposed to call my dad back two hours ago.
-Oh, yeah. He clicked on. Call him as soon as you get a chance. He's at Flimbees.
-What's Flimbees?
-That's the word I use when I can't remember the real thing.

Zdrowia

Właśnie dziś obejrzałem ten odcinek ;)

Monica Rachel Phoebe Rachel Phoebe. W tej kolejności, ale pierwszego nie jestem pewien ;)

A to :>

- Let go!
- No! You let go!
- No!
- How come it?s always us left in the field holding the ball?
- I don?t know. I guess the other people just don?t care enough.
- Hey! It?s starting to snow.
- Gimme the this!
- Let go!

Heh... Ross i Monica zostali sami na boisku w piłką.

"- I'm thinking of having an affair with your wife! Oh, you know what, I just did!"

Chandler o fikcyjnej żonie Josepha :D

- Girth? Why, why, why, wh-why, why, why, why would they do this?

Chandler:)

-Oh. Well, I'll write you everyday. 15 Yemen Road, Yemen.

Janice, kiedy odprowadzała na lotnisko Chandlera rzekomo jadącego do Jemenu :)

- These chips you bought...
- It's poutpouri! They give smell.
- Oh...it's like a summer in a bowl!

Rozmowa z Joeyem i jego nową współlokatorką Jeanine. :)

- Uh-huh. You've met your match Rachel Green.

phoebe :)


- Do you know which one you're gonna be?

- No, but I hear lyme disease is open, so...

- Good luck, man. I hope you get it.

Chandler i Joey ;)

-You're not serious, I mean, you really, you really talk to it?
-Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to know my voice.
-Do you uh, do you talk about me?
-Yeah, yeah, all the time.
-Really?
-But um, we just refer to you as Bobo the Sperm Guy.

ross i susan :)



- Those aren't 11 and a half.

- Okay, fine! I'm a 7! All right? I have surprisingly small feet. But the rest of me is good. I'll show you!

Chandler i Joey jeszcze raz ;]

-And, uh, and then I kissed her.
-Tongue?
-Yeah.
-Cool.

ross i joey - wersja skrocona :)

a to wersja "pelna" :)))


- Ok, all right, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like, was it like a soft brush against your lips? Or was it like a, you know, a "I gotta have you now" kind of thing?

- Well, at first it was really intense, you know. And then, oh, god, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

- Ok, so, ok, was he holding you? Or was his hand like on your back?

- No, actually first they started on my waist. And then, they slid up, and then, they were in my hair.

- Ohhhh.

To wersja dziewczyn, czyli ta sama rozmowa w wykonaniu Pheebs, Rachel i Moniki :)

- That's Yasmine Bleeth. I love you both but...in different ways.

Chandler kiedy rozmawiał z kaczką lub kurczakiem :)

-If somebody doesn't tell me right now...
-What? You'll "haj-yah"?

Ross i Phoebe przed ślubem Chandlera i Moniki :)

- I'm a little bit countryyy...
- ...I'm a little bit rock'n'roll!

Ross i Monica.



- Look, Rachel, this is poker. I play to win, alright? In order
for me to win, other people have to lose. So if you're gonna
play poker with me, don't expect me to be a 'nice guy,' OK?
Cause once those cards are dealt...

Ross :)

-Yeah, it's just so strange. I mean, she probably woke up today and thought, "ok, I'll have some breakfast, and then I'll take a little walk, and then I'll have my massage." Little did she know God was thinking, "Ok, but that's it." Oh, but the weirdest thing was, ok, I was cleaning her aura when she died, and when the spirit left her body, I don't think it went very far.

Phoebe o pani Adelman :)

- What did I say?!
- It's not what you said, it's the way you said!

Chandler i Joey:P

"-Alright, wait a second, why would Ross tell everyone in your class that you are as... "gay as the day is long"?
-Because I told everyone he slept with dinosaurs.
-But that's clearly a joke. This could easily be true.
-Would you get that please? People have been calling to congratulate me all day."

Monica i Chandler o stronach internetowych absolwentów ;)

- Ooh, look look look look look! I got Monica naked!
- Nono, that would be me again. I'm, uh, just trying something.

;)

Joey i Ross :]

-Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind!
-Yeah, I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'm pretty much peeing every which way.

Joey i Chandler, to chyba w tym odcinku jak Chandler bał się zaangażowania.

- Here you go Phoebe! Here you go Phobo! Phewbedo! Phaybobo.

Chandler

"-Umm, she, not it, she.
-Yeah, I?m not so sure."

Monica i Rachel o płaczącej Emmie ;)

-I've got Chinese food on the way, and saltwater taffy.
-You know it's interesting, most people think that it's made with seawater but in fact...
-***, we actually watched the documentary together.

Ross i Rachel. Fajny odcinek.

- I'm Chandler... wwwhhhaaaaaaaaaa!!!
- Haha, this is so you!

Joey i Phoebe.

-Here's your warm milk.
-... I'm gonna put the bourbon in it at home.

Gunther i Ross

"-There she is...My perfectly proportioned wife.
-Don't look at me I never get his jokes.
-Thank you?
-Oh no..don't thank me. Thank you. You know there's not one thing I would change about you? Not one single thing! And definitely not... two... single things.
-Ok, you're being wierd. Do you want sex or did you do something bad?"

Chandler, Rachel i Monica, gdy Chandler myslal, ze Monica chce sobie powiekszyc piersi.



- No, no. You know what? I guess it’s partially my fault, you
know, I shouldn’t have asked you to, er, start off with a
monkey. I should have started you off with, like, a pen or
a pencil.

Ross

-When we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.
-That was after the wedding. It's not bad luck then.
-Honey, it isn't good luck either.

Nora i Charles Bing'owie:)

"-Well, I bet you are all thinkin' 'Now would be a really great time for an intermission', huh?
-Oh yes, God yes!!
-Well, you're not gonna get one! Because in life there are no intermissions, people. Chapter 7: Divorce is a 4 letter word. How could he leave me?!?!
-I... I don't know... you seem lovely."

chyba to była ta pani z przedstawienia "why don't you like me" i chandler, tak? :)

'Rachel, Patrick is really rich. Give her some money!'

Phoebe.

- Hey mom... thanks for wearing... something.

Chandler

- Hey, I've got a good one! What is she..? Like... twelve??

Hehe... Phoebe, nasza Phoebe o dziewczynie Rossa. Zapomniałam jak ma na imię.

- Okey that's him!! That's Cujo!!!

To raczej mowila Phoebe o swojej siostrze......

Rachel do Joey'a.

-I thought anything that can fit into this can't be scary.
-You obviously didn't see Chuckie III.

Chandler i Phoebe:)

"-I'm also allergic to peanuts, and cashews, and almonds, and filberts...
-So basically all nuts?
-Interestingly... no.
-Kinda playing fast and loose with the word 'interesting'."