Ross i Phoebe.

-Are we friends again?
-Yeah.
-You won't believe what Monica's brother just said to me!

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heheh fajna scena: Chandler i Ross

"Ahhh, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face. (...)Oh, I'm out."

Joey

I'm late for...uhhh...my Green Eggs and Eggs discussion group. Tonight is why he would not eat them on a train.

Phoebe.


- Oh, I know. This must be so hard. Oh, no. Two women love me.
They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my
fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight.

Chandler do Ross'a:P

"-You're mayor of the zone.
-I'm taking my time, alright? I'm laying the groundwork. Yeah. I mean, every day I get just a little bit closer to...
-Priesthood! Look, I'm telling you, she has no idea what you're thinking. If you don't ask her out soon you're going to end up stuck in the zone forever."

Joey i Ross

- You don't like the game, because you suck at it.
- I don't suck at it. It sucks. And you suck.

Monica i Chandler o Pacmanie, którego dostali jako prezent ślubny.

- Okey I've got good one... what is she, like twelve? Haha..

Phoebe o Elizabeth

"London baby!!!"

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Joey:)

"Listen. Um, listen. Something you should... know... um, Rachel and I... we're kind of a thing.
-Thing?
-Thing, yes. Thing.
-Ah, you... have the sex?
-No, no, no. Technically the... sex is not... being had, but that's... see, that's not the point. See, um, the point is that... Rachel and I should be, er, together. You know, and if you get in the.... um...
-Bed?
-No, no, that's not where I was going. Er, if you get in the... way, of us becoming a thing, then I would be, well, very sad."

Ross i Paolo:)

-When's your birthday?
-May 5th. Why?
-I'm making a list of birthdays.
-Mine's December...
-Yeah, whatever.

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Ross i Paolo:)

-When's your birthday?
-May 5th. Why?
-I'm making a list of birthdays.
-Mine's December...
-Yeah, whatever.

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-Gunther
-Rachel
-Gunther
-Ross
-Gunther:)

"-Oh, uh, listen, about tonight...
-No, no, no, don't you dare bail on me. The only reason she's goin' out with me is because I said I could bring a friend for her friend.
-Yes, I know, but her friend sounds like such a--
-Pathetic mess? I know, but come on, man, she's needy, she's vulnerable. I'm thinkin', cha-ching!"

Chandler i Joey.

-So you' re pretty close, huh?
-Makeup's on. Hair's done. I just have to get dressed.
-And that takes, what? Just 6 or 7 minutes?
-Yeah. Once I figure out what I'm wearing.

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Ross i Rachel

- If it`s ok with Monica I would like to
invite Amy to Thanksgiving.
- You know, I think that`s a great idea. It'll be like the pilgrims
bringing the Indians syphilis.

Ross i Rachel.

-How much did you tip the super? We were gonna give 50, but we don't wanna look bad.
-This year we made him cookies.
-And 25 it is.

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Joey i Chandler.

- You know what we should all do? Go see a musical.
- Sure...
- And you know which one we should see? The 1996 Tony award winner. Do you happen to know the name of that one?
- I don't know... um, Grease?
- No....
- Rent?
- Yes! Rent!
- Okay, so when do you want to go?
- What? Oh, I'm sorry, I can't, I'm busy.

Jedno z moich ulubionych.

Rachel i Chandler.



- For the sixteenth time, no... I do not think you're obsessive.

Monica

"-Well, the tough thing is, she really wants to have sex with me.
-Crazy bitch."

Joey i Chandler.

-Okay, here's the thing.
-Not "the thing". I hate "the thing. "What's "the thing"?

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Monica i Chandler...Obserwując okno mieszkania Rossa...

Ross, Charlie i trzeci profesor zapomniałam nazwiska

"-...and you think :mom- get away from here... But of course it doesn't work and you can't stop what you're doing so it's kind of like... you know...you know...you don't know!!"

Ja pierdziele co wy za serial ogladaliscie, to mowil Chandler a Phoebe odpowiedziala....

Monica i ten Pete milioner

-There it is! Oh, look at that! Isn?t Mother Nature amazing?
-That?s a plane!
-Well, all right. 1700 bags of peanuts flying that high, that?s pretty amazing too.

Phoebe i Ross, gdy wszyscy czekali na ta bapstein king komete czy cos.



- Hey, yeah, we could all sleep together and then one of us
could get amnesia.

chyba Chandler

"-Hey, I got a question. I don't see any tater tots.
-That's not a question.
-But my mom always makes them. It's like a tradition. You get a little piece of turkey on your fork, a little cranberry sauce, and a tot! It's bad enough I can't be with my family because of my disease."

Joey i Monica.



- You know, it's funny when my parents got divorced, they
sent me to this shrink, and she told me that all kids
have a tendency to blame themselves. But in your case
it's actually kinda true.

Chandler

-Thursday! Look if you need help remembering think of like this, the third day. All right? Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, when? Huh? What day? Thursday! The third day! Okay?!

Joey

"More turkey Mr. Chandler?"

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to powiedziały conajmniej 2 osoby: służący Bingów i Chandler przedrzeźniając go:)

"-Can you stop yellin'? You're makin' me nervous, and I can't go when I'm nervous.
-I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you're right. Come on, do it, do it, go, come on!!!"

Chandler i Joey, tak mi się wydaje, ale nie moge sobie przypomniec w jakich okolicznościach zostały wypowiedziane te słowa.

-That's it. I quit.
-What? I didn't say anything!
-But this isn't the face of a person who trusts a person. This is the face of a person who, you know... doesn't trust a person.
-I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's just a little shorter than what we had discussed.
-Would you relax? I know what I am doing. This is how he wears it.
-How who wears it?
-Demi Moore.
-Demi Moore is not a "he".
-Well, he was a "he" in "Arthur" and in "10".
-That's Dudley Moore! I said I wanted it like Demi Moore!
-Oh, my God!
-Oh, God!
-Oh, my God! I'm sorry! Which one is Demi Moore?
-She's the actress that was in "Disclosure", "Indecent Proposal", "Ghost"!
-She's got gorgeous hair.
-I know!

Jedna z tych łatwiejszych;)

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Monica i Phoebe

-Cheater, cheater, compulsive eater.

Ross

"-Ah...ooh! Well, looks like, uh, we kicked your butts.
-No-no, she kicked our butts. You could be on the Olympic standing-there team."

Ross i Joey

-It's LaPooh!
-I know, it's LaPooh right now but it'll get better.

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Rachel i Phoebe.



- I've met the perfect woman. OK, we're sitting on her
couch, we're fooling around, and then suddenly she turns
to me and says, 'Do you ever want to do it in an elevator?'

Chandler

"-Are you a, uh, friend of Rachel's?
-Yes, yes I am. Are you a, uh, a friend of Rachel's?
-Actually, I'm a... kind of a.... you know, a... date-type... thing... of Rachel's.
-A date.
-Yeah, I'm her date.
-Oh, oh, you're... uh... you're, oh you're the date.
-You know, this is actually good, because if we ever lose Ross, we have a spare."

Ross i Russ oraz piękne podsumowanie sytuacji-Chandler

-_______, relax. Go get a beer.
-I don't want a beer.
-Who said it was for you?

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na pewno Joey(pierwsza i ostatnia kwestia) i chyba Monica btw super hasełko:)

"Rachel, it's not that your friend is bad, it's that she's so bad, she makes me want to put my finger through my eye into my brain and swirl it around."

Powiedział to na pewno właściciel Central Perk'u, ale nie jestem pewna czy nazywał się Gerry czy Terry.

"I just hope you don't mind my hand right here. Not touching. Can't get mad! Not touching. Can't get mad! Not touching. Can't get mad!"

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Chandler

"Chandler still thinks I'm pregnant and he hasn't asked me how I'm feeling or offered to carry my bags. I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him."

Phoebe.



- No no, you're uh, you're my lobster. See um, lobsters, uhh,
in the tank when, when they're old, uhh, they get with, uhh,
they walk around holding the claws. In the tank, ya know, with,
with the holding and. . . Uhh, Phoebs you wanna help me out
with the, the whole lobster thing?

Ross:)

"Sometimes men love women,
sometimes men love men,
and then there are bisexuals,
though some just say they're kidding themselves.
la la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la-la..."

Jest to tekst jednej z piosenek Phoebe, którą zaśpiewałą dla dzieci.

"Terrible? Hell, I was in Greece! There was a nice hotel, nice beach, met the nice people. It's not too shabby for Rachel."

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Rachel

"Do you remember talking to me yesterday?
-Uh, yes.
-So what happened?
-We took a road trip to Las Vegas man.
-Oh sweet Moses."

Eddie i Chandler.



- Well they were chair shaped cows. They never would have
survived in the wild.

Chandler

"-Fine, OK! Heat, heat, heat, and I'm the obsessive one. OK, this way is on, so this is. . . off.
-Did you just break the radiator?
-No, no, I was turnin' the knob and, and. . . here it is."

Ross i Phoebe

- Stop cleaning my aura!
- Just leave my aura alone, okay?
- Fine! Be murky!

Ross i Phoebe.


- Monica, Monica, you could come in straddling him, they still
wouldn't believe it.

Ross

"-For your information this is exactly what I wanted. This is a tattoo of the earth as seen from a great distance. It's the way my mother sees me from heaven.
-Oh, what a load of crap. That is a dot. Your mother is up in heaven going, 'Where the hell is my lily, you wuss?"

Phoebe i Rachel



- Hi sweetie, look before I forget, did I leave my diaphram at
your place? Hi mom.

Monica do Richarda, który okazał się byc jej matką:)

-This is Monica.
-Wow!
-And this is Rachel.
-Wow!

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