Ross, Charlie i jakiś profesor paleontolog, też to kiedyś zadałam;)

"Oh, great. We watch him do yoga in his underwear, but for this he closes the drapes."

Chandler.


- I just have to go, all right? Do I need a reason?
Huh? I mean I have things to do with my life, I have a jam
packed schedule, and I am late- for keeping up with it. Okay?

Ross

- At what point did it stop being funny that I took her passport?

Chandler.


- She's living my life, and she's doing it better than me! Look
at this, look. She buys tickets for plays that I wanna see.
She, she buys clothes from stores that I'm intimidated by the
sales people. She spent three hundred dollars on art supplies.

Monica

"-Have I got a surprise for you! Pack your bags!
-Oh no! You guys aren't supposed to get divorced for 7 years!"

nie jestem pewna...chandler i ross?

"Sebastian?! What is that, a cat's name?!"

Co do poprzedniego to był Chandler i Pheobe.

A ten to Chandler.


- Is it like for dinosaur emergencies. 'Help, come quick,
they´re still extinct.'

Monica:)

"-Just let me know if you need a hand!
- think it just fell off."

Janice i Chandler.


- Oh, Ross, relax. It's probably like two dollars for the
first contraction, and then fifty cents for each additional
contraction. What, it's ok when Chandler does it?

Rachel :)

-Okay, what do you saw I go over there and say how much I like her? No-no it'll be good, I can tell her much I've been thinking about her. That I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment I met her. That I'm so fantastically, over-the-top, wanna-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for every minute of every hour of every day I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!

-Well, that's pretty good. But you might wanna tone it down a little.

Chandler i Joey.


- Come on, Ross? Remember back in college, when he fell in love
with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal
duck?

Chandler się wygadał.

- Well, of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming, that?s not enough. Look, I studying kara-tay for a long time, and there?s a concept you should really be familiar with. It?s what the Japanese call unagi.

sensei Ross:)

"-You guys are gonna have a great time, I promise!
-What? How come that you don't have to go!
-I wish I could but I just found out that I have to be at work really early the next day, so I can't go, but, you know, take the extra ticket and invite whoever you want.
-Uh, let's see, who do I hate?"

na pewno Joey i Chandler i chyba ktoś trzeci, ale nie pamiętam dokładnie :)

- I love Consuela.
- And I love Crap.

Phoebe and Mike :)

"I like big butts and I cannot lie you other brothers can't deny when a girl walks in with an itty, bitty, waist and a round thing in your face you get..."

Rachel lub Ross ;))) to ta zbocozna piosenak z tylkiem ;)))))



- I do Raquel.

do poprzedniego to był Ross ale Rachel też później śpiewała hehe fajny odcinek ;)

a to był Paulo chyba tak? Nie wiem jak jego imie sie pisze

"Hello. Th-this is the pigeon from the balcony calling to apologise" (they all turns to look at Phoebe) "I sh.. I shouldn't have knocked the tickets out of the pretty lady's hand. It-it was all my fault. Not hers. Bye. Coo."

Phoebe - kocham ten moment :))

-Hey, was Monica here?
-Yes.
-Yeah, I want my money back.

Ross i Rachel.


- These new kids, they never last. Sooner or later, they all...stop
lastin'. Listen, uh, what do you say I buy you that cup of coffee
now?

Joey

- What are you doing?
- Making chocolate milk. You want some?
- No thanks, I'm 29.

Ross i Chandler

"-Now, don?t you hate it when you have to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife? Ahh! Now, I know what you?re thinking?
-Pregnant Woman Slays Four?"

Phoebe i Chandler

- Hey. Why isn't it Spidermen? You know, like Goldmen, Silvermen.
- Because, it... it's not his last name.
- It isn't?
- No. It's not like Phil Spidermen. He's a spider man. You know, like Goldmen is a last name but there's no gold man.

to tez Phoebe i Chandler

a to już było ale co mi tam, uwielbiam tą scenę:

"You've really crossed the line here, but that's okay, it's ok 'cause I'm on my way to buy some Photoshop software and a stack of gay porn. That's right! Your coming out is about to get real graphic."

Ross :)

- Hey, you guys wanna go see a movie?
- Yeah, sure.
- How about you, ****?
- No, thanks, I've already seen one.

heh... Ross, Rachel i Phoebe!

- That's right! You lose, sucker! ...Please still marry me.

heheheh Monica:)

"Why not? It's brilliant! Goodbye Mike, we'll see you at the wedding, fella! Well, we probably won't invite you to the wedding... Thank you, Chandler. Sincerely."

David, chlopak Phoebe, ktory siedzial w Rosji.


- What is this obsessive need you have to make everyone agree
with you? No, what's that all about? I think, I think maybe
it's time you put Ross under the microscope.

To powiedziala Phoebe do Rosa :)

Will you just help her get changed?
Taking care of a drunk, naked woman|seems like a job for Joey.

chandler i rachel o pijanej monice.

oto moja zagadka, jedna z moich ulubionych scen:

- Why didn't you make a copy and... and keep it in a fireproof box, and keep it at least a hundred yards from the original?
- Because... I'm... normal!

Monica i Phoebe o przepisie na ciasteczka :)

- Now you stay out here and you think about what you did.
- That's a duck.
- That's a bad duck.

To mowi Chandler gdy wyrzuca kaczke na korytarz i spotyka Rossa i Rachel jak wracaja ze szpitala.

What's this?
That's a dog. Every house should have a dog.
Not one that can pee on the roof.

Monica i Phoebe

- The door's closed! I can't see anything with the door closed!
- And the inventor of the door rests happily in his grave.

Ross i Chandler.

- And my second grade teacher was Ms. Thomas, and my first grade
teacher was Mrs. Cobb.

- Mrs., Mrs. Gobb?

- No Cobb, as in cobb salad.

- Now, what exactly is in a cobb salad?

Julie i Rachel

- Heating device.
- Radiator.
- Five letters.
- Rdatr.

Ross i Phoebe.


- Fortunately, it is me. And, they made me head of purchasing,
thank you very much. Anyway, I just ran into Ross and Chandler
downstairs, and they think we should go out and celebrate. You
know, someplace nice.

Huh? Someplace nice. hehe Monica.

- Four weeks baby!! Four weeks!!!!

Monica?

- Want some jam?
- No thanks, I just had a jar of mustard.

Joey i Chandler.


- Ohhh. Big boy, riding the bus--Hey, I have a question. How come
it says Property of Human Services on his butt?

Ross

"Yes, yes I did, but what I didn't say was what I was about to say, what I wanted to say was, uh... would you like to go out with me sometime, thankyou, goodnight."

chandler :)



- Well, I see you've had a very productive day. Don't you think the cowboy hat is a little much?

- Come on, it's fun!

- All right!... Isn't this a woman's hat?

- Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!

scena super:)

-Chandler
-Ross
-Chandler
-Joey

"Listen. Um, listen. Something you should... know... um, Rachel and I... we're kind of a thing.
-Thing?
-Thing, yes. Thing.
-Ah, you... have the sex?
-No, no, no. Technically the... sex is not... being had, but that's... see, that's not the point. See, um, the point is that... Rachel and I should be, er, together. You know, and if you get in the.... um...
-Bed?
-No, no, that's not where I was going. Er, if you get in the... way, of us becoming a thing, then I would be, well, very sad."

Ross i Paolo.


- Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him,
he got you to say he never has to call you again, and he got
you thinking this was a great idea.

Ross i Paolo.


- Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him,
he got you to say he never has to call you again, and he got
you thinking this was a great idea.

This man is my God! - Joey:)

"-There you are! Haaah, you got away from me!
-But you found me!
-Here, Ross, take our picture. Smile! You're on xxxxxx Camera!
-Kill me. Kill me now."

Chandler i Janice.

"(...) As my LOver(...)"

Zdrowia

Gunther:)

"-I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo, and I think I had too much tequila, and Nora - um, Mrs. Mom - your Bing - was just being nice, y'know, and - But nothing happened, nothing- Ask xxxxxx, uh, came in-
-You knew about this?
-Uh... y'know, knowledge is a tricky thing."

Ross, Chandler, Joey.

-Mr.____ , I'm afraid you've got kidney stones.
-Well, what else could it be?
-It's kidney stones.
-Or...
-Kidney stones

Zdrowia

Joey i lekarz hindus

"-No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's the horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note.
-Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man, just stop calling."

Chendler i Joey

-So... Saturday night, the big night. Date night. Saturday night, Sa-tur-day night!
-No plans, huh?
-Not a one.

Nie wysiliłam się za bardzo;) Zdrowia

Chandler i Joey;)

"-My friend Bethel rescued him from some lab.
-That is so cruel! Why? Why would a parent name their child Bethel?"