Chandler i Phoebe:)

"We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share. It is a love based on giving and receiving, as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love, and have... and receive." :))

Joey
-Oh, I think I saw some in here.
-What is it?!
-I don?t know! But maybe if we keep that drawer shut, it?ll die.
-I can?t believe we?re living here!

-What?! What-what is it?!
-Did you see the size of the closets?!
-I can?t believe we live here!

-Rachel
-Monica
-Rachel
-Monica

-Chandler
-Joey
-Chandler

"-How can you not be wearing any underwear?
-Oh, I'm gettin' heat from the guy in the hot pink thong.
-Alright look ***** I'll give you 50 dollars for your underpants."

na pewno Joey i... Rachel? ;)

'Listen, I did something kind of crazy tonight. Maybe I'm getting my period or something. I don't know.'

Czy chodzi o Rachel?

"What happend at dinner?"
"My parents spend the money for wedding."
"O my God, what did you ordered?"

Rachel
Monica
Phoebe

-Robert's coming out.
-ls he gay?
-He's coming out of his shorts.

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pomyłki:

-How can you not be wearing any underwear?
-Oh, I'm gettin' heat from the guy in the hot pink thong.
-Alright look ***** I'll give you 50 dollars for your underpants.
To
Chandler
Joey
Chandler

'Listen, I did something kind of crazy tonight. Maybe I'm getting my period or something. I don't know.'
To Monica.

Kellan twoje:

-Chandler
-Ross
-Chandler

"Girth? Why, why, why, wh-why, why, why, why would they do this?"

Chandler, po tym jak Ross uświadomił mu, że kobiety rozmawiają o wszystkim, nawet o rozmiarach;)

-So we're just gonna be friends.
-Naked friends.

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Monica & bodajże Chandler, po tym jak Monica zaczęła się na nowo spotykać z Richardem

- Why would you say that?
- Becouse...I wanted to hurt you!

;d

Poprawka, to Monica i Ross po tym jak Monica powiedziała wszystkim, że ma zamiar przyjaźnic sie z Richardem.

Twoja zgadywanka to Joey i Rachel po tym jak Rachel powiedziałą mu jak kończą się "Małe kobiety".

nowy cytat:

"-Hey, buddy? This is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house."

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Gunter. Do tego facete Pheebs bez bielizny.

- I can't do it. It's bad.
- But it's nice. Nice is good. And good is not bad. Ergo, we should be kissing.
- No, no, no.
- But, ergo.

Phoebe
David
Phoebe
David

-Let go!
-No, you let go!
-How come it's always us left holding the ball?
-I don't know. I guess the other people just don't care enough.

Ross i Monica

"-How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over?
-Because I went to an all boys high school and God is making up for it."

Susie
Chandler

-Fine, we'll both sit in the chair.
-Fine with me.
-I am so comfortable.
-Me too. In fact, I think I might be a little too comfortable.

Joey i Chandler

-What the hell is that?
-It's a cat.
-That is not a cat!
-Yes, it is!
-Why is it inside out?

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Ross
Rachel

"You! Touching yourself! Out!" ;d

Chandler podczas występu Monicki:)

"What the hell did the damn duck do now?"
"Well, he DID NOT get sick somewhere in there and it was immediately found and properly cleaned up."

-Rachel
-Joey

"I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do. I pity the fool that. . . Hi. Hey man, we were just doin' some uhh, impressions over here. Do your Marcel Marceau. That's actually good."

Chandler

-You're a pig, and you can't do this.
-What? Come on, I found the hardware store all by myself.
-The hardware store's right down the street.
-There is a hardware store right down the street?

Monica
Rachel
Joey
Rachel

-You mean it's like a girl-girl thing? That is the one thing missing from The Shining.

Zdrowia

Joey


-How could someone get a hold of your credit card number?
-I have no idea. But look how much they spent!
-******, would you calm down? The credit card people said that you only have to pay for the stuff that you bought.
-I know. It's just such reckless spending.
- I think when someone steals your credit card, they've kind of already thrown caution to the wind.
- Wow, what a geek. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop.
-That's me.

Joey
Monica
Rachel
Monica
Ross
Chandler
Monica

-Hello, Mrs. Ross!
-Well, hello, Mr. Rachel!

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Rachel i Ross


-So that?s your second marriage in two years.
-Yes, second in two years. Third overall.
- *****, I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years and never had I so much business from one client. Why don?t you tell me what happened.
- Basically, Rachel and I were in Vegas and we got drunk?
-I?m sorry, is this the same Rachel who?s name you said at the altar in the second marriage?
-Yes-yes-yes! But, I-I do not love her.
-Oh, that?s better then.

Rachel i Ross


-So that?s your second marriage in two years.
-Yes, second in two years. Third overall.
-******, I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years and never had I so much business from one client. Why don?t you tell me what happened.
-Basically, ******* and I were in Vegas and we got drunk?
-I?m sorry, is this the same ****** who?s name you said at the altar in the second marriage?
-Yes-yes-yes! But, I-I do not love her.
-Oh, that?s better then.

Ross i jego adwokat

"-Your Mom, your telling me, your telling me, about your Mom, what is the matter with you?
-You said...
-I said '*share*' not '*scare*'. Go sit over there!"

Ross i Chandler

-Wow! So tonight may be the night! You're nervous?
-Naa, no. This is the part I'm actually good at.
-What must it be like not to be crippled by fear and self-loathing.
-It's OK!
-How can you be so confident?
-Well, I... I know exactly what I'm gonna do!
-Really? Like you have a routine?
-No, no no no no. See. Each woman is different.You have to appreciate their uniqueness.
-Really?
-No, I do six things! First, I look deep in her eyes. Then, I kiss her. Next I take my hand and I softly graze her thigh.
-You mean like this?
-Oh, I see what you mean, that's quite nice.
-More foosball?
- ...and beer!!

Joey i Chandler

Okay, I see what's going on here. Now look I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression. But I am not some hussy who will just sleep around to get ahead. Even though I kissed you, that does not give you the right to demand sex from me! I do not want this job that bad. Good day, sir.

Zdrowia

Rachel

-Okay, and oh I?m gonna need a bunch of extra keys. Apparently I give them away for no reason at all

Ross

"And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, 'Ohh,
man!' And he'll be all, 'Yes!' And us, we'll be like, 'Wh-whoa,
dude.' And pretty soon you'll be like, (sadly) 'Harddd,' and,
and, and, 'I can't go, they might be there.' And we'll
be like, 'Man get over it, it's been four years!!'"

have fun:)

Joey

-Hi, my name?s *******. I just moved in next door and I was wondering if you would be interested in battling me in a post-apoplectic world for control of the galaxies last remaining energy source?
-Sure, neighbor come on in.
- So, is ******* around?
-Uh, no, she?s at dance class.
-Can I check out what she did to my room?
-Yeah, but, hey look, don?t go through her stuff. She gets really mad.

Chandler i Joey.


"Hi ***. What are you doing?"
"Sweeping. Why? Does it turn you on?"
"No."
"What if I was sweeping a chimney?"
"***, did you eat my face cream?"

Joey i Rachel

-Hey,***? How you doing?
-I'm doing good, baby. How you doing?
-Don't let her drink anymore.

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Joey i Rachel w Vegas. (5x24)

-Oh my God! ***! You look terrific!
-Oh, so do you! Did you lose weight?
-You are so sweet to notice! Yes, I lost three and a half pounds!

jedne z lepszych odcinkow. tak sadze :))

Rachel i Monica


-Man this is weird. You ever realize Captain Crunch's eyebrows are actually on his hat?
-That's what's weird? Joey, the man's been captain of a cereal for the last 40 years.

joey i chandler


-Surprise!
-What?
-Don't... don't get mad, 'cause look... this is what happened. So, I... I started packing and then I realized: What am I doing? I am lousy at packing! Right? But you love packing! So as a gift to you on our last night... ta-da!
-All right, I'll be coordinator! Oh my God, I'm so sorry, I didn't get you anything!


taaakie dlugie :)

Monica i Rachel

-This sucks!
-Look, I'm just gonna be right across the hall. And I promise you, the minute Monica and I break up I'm moving right back in with you!

Zdrowia

Joey i Chandler

-Okay, let me just straighten out your helmet there
-Thanks daddy
-No-no, one daddy, two mommies. All right, it?s all yours

Fajna scenka :)

Ross w parku, dziekuję mu Ben, a hełm poprawiał Chandler. I'm lovin it ;)

moja zagadka:

-Come on! You guys can pee standing up!
-We can? OK, I'm trying that.


:D

Ross w parku, dziekuję mu Ben, a hełm poprawiał Chandler. I'm lovin it ;)

moja zagadka:

-Come on! You guys can pee standing up!
-We can? OK, I'm trying that.


:D

Ross w parku, dziekuję mu Ben, a hełm poprawiał Chandler. I'm lovin it ;)

moja zagadka:

-Come on! You guys can pee standing up!
-We can? OK, I'm trying that.


:D

rachel i chandler

-Hey, what do you say we move this onto the likes of the couch?
-I say, "Cheesy line, but okay!"


coraz mniej miejsca :)

Sas. Znowu się spóźniłam. Twpja zagadka to Joey i Rachel. Moja bez zmian. troche wyżej.

Rachel i Chandler

"-Dear Janice: Have a Hubba-Bubba birthday."

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chandler w rozmowie z joey'em

-Sure, I know lots of girls
-Yeah? Any names come to mind?
-Ooh, names?


teraz taki.

Oczywiście Joey i Ross

"I wrote a little song today. It's called, Get up!"

oczywiście chandler :)

-You kissed another woman?
-Call it even?
-Ok!

Monica i Chandler

-He's alive! He's alive!
-And yet we're still poking him.
-Okay, retract the device! Retract the device!
-He does not look happy.
-Now he's showing us his poking device.

Zdrowia

no wiec: phoebe, monica, joey, ross, rachel. brakuje tylko chandlera:))

-You know there already is a Joseph Stalin?
-You're kidding.
-Apparently he was this Russian dictator who slaughtered all these people. You'd think you would've known that!
-You know, you'd think I would have.

-You know there already is a Joseph Stalin?
-You're kidding.
-Apparently he was this Russian dictator who slaughtered all these people. You'd think you would've known that!
-You know, you'd think I would have. <- Chandler i Joey. Mogłabyś mi przypomnieć, który to odcinek? Bo chętnie bym go obejrzała:)

"Could you leave a note? 'Cause I?m on a lot of pain killers now, and I don?t know if I?ll remember this tomorrow."