o stalinie to 1x21 (prawie na pewno :))

"could you leave a note..." to pete. oczywiscie :)


-Where's Joey?
-Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?

Chandler!:)

Moje pytanko:

"Oh yeah-yeah. And I got the duck totally trained. Watch this. Stare at the wall. Hardly move. Be white."

a pytanko zadala monika, zeby nie bylo watpliwosci:D

joey. oczywiscie :))

-Hey, don't let the best door in the world hit you in the ass on the way out!
-Isn't this the most incredible fight you've ever had in your entire life?

Phoebe & Parker

-Okay. So by "melting" you meant melting.
-Yeah.
-So is it, like, art?
-Yeah, you can melt art.

Zdrowia

phoebe i frank.

-Uh oh. What about Ross?
-I don't want to go into the whole thing, but, um, we have words and I kill him.

i pytanie poza tematem - ktos czyta cytaty ktore juz byly??? bo ja nie. wiec przepraszam z góry jeśli cos powtarzam. choć w sumie ćwiczenia czynią mistrza :))

chyba Joey i na pewno Phoebe

"-Yeah, I need uh? I?m just?I don?t know?I don?t understand, umm, how this happened? We-we used a condom.
-I know. I know, but y?know condoms only work like 97% of the time.
-What? What? What?!! Well they should put that on the box!!!
-They do!
-No they don?t!!! (He runs to the bedroom to check and returns with his box of condoms.) Well they should put it in huge black letters!!!!"

ross z godnoscia znosi wiadomosc ze rachel urodzi jego dziecko :)


-At the Chinese Restaurant earlier today, I put chopsticks in my mouth and pretended to be a woolly mammoth!
-Oh, I always loved that!
-Oh course you would, your brains are smaller than mine!

ross i rachel ;d

-What you gonna do if you win?
-I don't know. Probably just invested
-Uuuu calm down!

chandler i ross (9x18)

-Cry?! I just found a talking puppy, I'm rich!

Chandler.

"I?m telling you, the day will come when children will argue over who will win a fight, me or Superman. Now, I?m not saying I could beat Superman, but you know, kids are stupid."

Pete, chłopak Monicki.

-Umm, that was the head of the Paleontology department at...N uh, Y, uh U!
-Wow! Uh what, did he uh, say?
-Well remember that paper I had published last year on sediment flow rate, huh? They loved it.
-Well, who wouldn't?!
-I know!


Zdrowia

ross, monica,ross, rachel, ross. oczywiscie :))


-Well, you're not gonna believe this, but if you have seven minutes...
-Really?!
-Do you wanna?
-Okay! You get the vacuum cleaner and I'll get the furniture polish!

Chandler i Monica

"Y?know we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that?s half human and half pure evil!"

ross - poród rachel

-Aren't you gonna give me a kiss?
-Okay, I will. But right after you tell me who the hell you are.

Eric i Phoebe

"Well hey-hey if she needs any idea for costumes, she could be a bikini model, or a slutty nurse, or a sexy cheerleader oh-ho-hoh, Latherface from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, No, no, no! Slutty Leatherface." ;)

BTW świetny wątek, i zadziwiające jest jak można pamiętać te dialogi zaledwie po jednokrotnym obejrzeniu całości :) Serial uwielbiam, za to moja ślubna nienawidzi tego serialu, ponieważ bardziej mnie wciągnął niż ostatni mundial ;) 10 serii w dwa tygodnie !
Pozdrawiam fanów tego moim zdaniem najlepszego serialu komediowego wszechczasów.

Joey:)

"You said it was urgent."
"Yeah, it is. My movie starts in five minutes.
"Do you realize I have a classroom full of students?"
"Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so rude. Does anyone want to come to the movie?"

Ross i Phoebe. Cudo!

-So, what are you gonna do today?
-I was thinking of taking Emma to the playground.
-Oh, my God. What?
-Like I said, I was thinking of taking Emma to the Museum of Knives and Fire.

Zdrowia

Rachel i Ross ;D

"Well hey-hey if she needs any idea for costumes, she could be a bikini model, or a slutty nurse, or a sexy cheerleader oh-ho-hoh, Latherface from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, No, no, no! Slutty Leatherface." - z którego to odcinku ??


-Do you think they have yesterday's daily news?
-Why?
-Just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right.

phoebe i monica

("well hey hey..." to 8x6 - the one with the halloween party)

-Well what happened at dinner?
-My parents spent the money for our wedding!
-My God! What did you order?!

hehe niedawno to samo zadałam:) chodzi o Rachel, Monice i Phoebe

"It's so unfair! She has got everything I wanted and she hasn't got my mother." <- mam nadzieję, że nie ma błędów bo pisałam z pamięci;)

monica?

-Here comes the beep, you know what to do.

jak juz mowilam -tyle tego i wszystko wydaje sie znajome ze nie pamietam czy znam to bo znam czy znam bo juz ktos napisal:) z gory przepraszam za kolejne takie wpadki :))

Hm.. brzmi jak automatyczna sekretarka, chyba Joey'a:)

-Whazzup??
-Seriously dude, 3 years ago.

:D

wyluzowany ross i chandler (jak zawsze powazny:))


-Huh. Interesting. Now there are obstacles. Hot nanny and me against the world. This is the kind of stuff great novels are made of.(...) - It's like my favorite fairy tale come true! The princess, the stable boy and the lesbian!

hehehe, dzisiaj (dosłownie pól godziny temu) skończyłam sobie przypominać ten odcinek!:D Któż inny jak nie ponownie Joey?!:D

-oh I'm so glad someone's here could you zip me up?
:)

phoebe. do rossa :)

-Okay but what about y'know my pinchable butt and my bulging biceps?She knows!

(zmiana odcinka:))

hehe ten odcinek tez uwielbiam:D A szczególnie taniec Phoebe!:))
- Chandler:)

A teraz z mojego kolejnego ulubionego odcinka:

-Ooh, I love macaroni and cheese. I love-I love the way this box feels against my cheek....Boy, I love carrots! Oh! Sometimes I like to put them between my fingers like this and-and hold them down here while I talk to you... Umm, and-and-and y'know if I get really hot umm, I-I like to pick up this knife and-and umm, I-I put the cold steal against umm, my body.

a to oczywiście UWODZICIELSKA strasznie i okropnie (sic!) Monica :))

-Oh, did I not mention? Carl is a guy I hired to be my identical twin for a medical research project.
-Y?know sometimes the good ideas are just right in front of you, aren?t they?



w każdym odcinku tkwi potencjał na najulubieńszy - zależy tylko który się oglądało ostatni bo ostatni jest zawsze najlepszy :))

Joey i Chandler :)

- Oh, well think of it like this, when you?re 90?
- I know when I?m 90 she?ll be like 80 and it won?t seem like such a
big difference.

Joey i Ross.

-Whazzup??
-Seriously dude, 3 years ago.
Tego nie moge skojarzyc, z jakiego to odcinka?

Moja zagadka:

"-Show him your bra. He's afraid of bras. Can't work them."

Zdrowia

"-Whazzup??
-Seriously dude, 3 years ago" to 912 - The One With Phoebe's Rats. o ile sie nie myle.

"-Show him your bra. He's afraid of bras. Can't work them." to oczywiscie joey o chandlerze :)

-Dude, you soooo need this car.

o.

Joey do Ross'a

"-No!! You have been screwing us all day!
-Who are you?
-We?re you just ten seconds later!"

monica, inny mlody par :), chandler

-Oh, yeah! Absolutely! Anything you need man! But you have to promise me the second you are feeling better so that we can make fun of your hair!

Chandler. Po raz kolejny się spóźniłam.

Moja zagadka niżej.

Kolejny raz nie dałam rady.
Twoja zagadka to Chandler, moja-niżej.

Monica
Jakiś pan
Chandler

-I wouldn't know, having missed everything.
-Don't do that to yourself. Any one of us could have tripped over that little girl's jump rope.

Zdrowia

chandler i facet z ktorym mieli sie bic (z rossem w parze; o czapke?) : )


-Oh God. Y'know, botanists are such geeks.

a "jakis facet" to ten z mlodej pary ktora przed chandlerem i monica wszystko dostaje gratis i lepsze : )

-Oh God. Y'know, botanists are such geeks. - chyba Ross

ross z cala pewnoscia :)

ale zadaj nastepny cytat! :))

Sorry, zapomniałam :))))))))))

-No, I tried that. She says it has a weird smell.
-What kind of smell?
-I don't know. Soap?

Ross i Joey :D
Moja zagadka: "Four weeks baby!!! Four weeks!!!!!"

spoznilam o minute :)


"Four weeks baby!!! Four weeks!!!!!" - to monica.cieszy na slub :)

moja zagadka wyzej...

ross, joey , ross :)


-Y?know I am the groom right? I was told it was kinda big deal.
-It is.
-For you.

Raczej niżej :-)
To rozmowa Chandlera, Phoebe i Rachel.
Moja zagadka:
"So... the big night, date night! Saturday night!" Jakoś tak.

Chandler

-Oh, what about that thing he did when he tipped the guy who showed us to our seats. You never even saw the money, it was like this. Hey ****, thanks for showing us to our seats.

Chandler

-Oh, what about that thing he did when he tipped the guy who showed us to our seats. You never even saw the money, it was like this. Hey ****, thanks for showing us to our seats.

joey

"So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night, Sat-ur-day night!" - tak szlo to poprzednie :)

-I can?t believe this! How long as this been going on?
-Well umm, Alexandra has been?
-Oh, it has a name?!

Phebe i Monica o masażystce:)

"Made in Mexico! Yes! Oh, who would buy this?"

rachel. kiedy popsula rossowi jakis bibelot :)

-How - how do I get them to name the next one after me?
- It's easy, you just walk in on them having sex.