"I had to go to the Netherlands because they robbed me of everything.
I live close to the sea so I went for a walk to see them and take some photos.

They sent people after me because they thought the UFO was going to jump out of the water and give me ... Well ... I don't know? Quark bomb, gray goo?

You will take this as a joke, but it is not a joke.
A bunch of idiots, paranoids that the world would laugh at if they knew what they were really doing "